Op-Eds

A caged rat’s guide to surviving social distancing

Wow, man. This is something almost none of us could have foreseen. Okay, there was definitely someone who called it…

The problem with political consistency

Unless a candidate’s voter base is static, they cannot be lauded as “consistent” in the Sanders fashion.

The military draft is overtly problematic

The draft has rarely worked out positively in America.

Super Bowl halftime show is dangerously sensual

Let’s transform the halftime performance to entertainment that doesn’t promote sex, tight clothing, and pornography.

Under-involved or a balanced life?

This intense involvement is good, but it becomes all-consuming quicker than people care to admit. 

Impeaching Donald Trump is not about Donald Trump

The impeachment of Donald Trump is important objectively and historically, regardless of political alignment, and should be taken seriously.

Megxit is a good move

Meghan and Harry don’t need to remain within the royal family to fulfill their mission of promoting  peace and prosperity throughout the United Kingdom.

What does it mean to be intelligent?

Emotional intelligence should be the ideal quantitative category of intelligence, even if one can succeed without it.

Finding an appropriate holiday greeting

If you know someone’s a Christian, say “Merry Christmas.” If you know they’re Jewish, wish them a “Happy Hanukkah.” If you don’t know, use whatever greeting you want.

You’re so loud. I’m trying to pay attention. 

We (and the government) pay a lot of money to ignore someone significantly more experienced than us, in classes we picked, for hours every week.