UR Joking
Adulting
An open letter to junior year
I made a bulleted list. Why? To convince myself that if I’ve survived what I deem pretty damn miserable, I can really do anything.
asbestos
There are freshmen in your walls
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Gilbert
The maze formally known as Gilbert Hall
It’s okay to turn a blind eye to abusing the laws of the natural world. All this reporter can do is turn around and walk out of Gilbert.
UR Joking
A letter to future UR kids
You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over.
cbt
The Joker speaks
This sent me down a rabbit hole — how much force do you need to physically remove a male genitalia from the rest of the body?
bubble bubble toil and trouble
Considering campus curses
I heard that this curse was actually invented within the last two decades to create some lore and mystery. I think the campus needs some new curses.
hihi haha
The Joker Speaks: This guy thinks he’s funny?
They made new neighborhood watches to “keep an eye” on me and I’m now “on a List,” but what else is an honest guy to do for a good day’s work?
College Scam
You should extort the housing lottery!
I’m not saying seniors should extort students and profit hundreds of dollars. I’m saying that generosity could be killing monetary benefits.
rage against the signage
I really, really dislike this sign
This is not only wrong, but downright un-American. I refuse to elaborate on how.
finals season
POV: help
I can submit this on time. I will not be ready to submit this on time. The submit button stares back at me. I avert my eyes.