UR Joking

I SAW A MAN IN THE WOODS (CLICKBAIT!!!!)

You are an absolute buffoon. I’m crying from laughing as I type this, just imagining your dumbfounded face. How could you fall for this?

Rust, Rude Remarks, and Waterlogged Trunks: The Northwest Auto Mall Nightmare

At no point did he utter the phrase “New York State Inspection,” and the vehicle failed to display an inspection sticker.

Not a drill: UR’s administration is trying to control us with mechanical bees.

“Hello, student. I am NOT a mechanical bee. Would you like a lollipop?” The student then follows the voice, and the bee flies into his ear.

How to anti-stalk someone in 10 steps

Expect the unexpected. Who would be in the stacks on a Friday evening? WRONG. This mentality is shortsighted.

Gotta go!

Just go down the hall, take a right, take a left, and then head 40 paces due north. There, you'll meet a large lobster.

Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.

Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings.

Angry Bills rant

It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!"

Help, Geedis is leaking again

Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding?

System.out.println(“Coding on paper.”);

I enjoy the occasional coding problem, as the differently-colored special words scratch a certain itch deep, deep down in my monkey brain.

The solution to all of your problems

I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins, giving me the power of 10 elephants. With one vitamin gummy, I can lift cars.