UR Joking
Dining
Dining lauded for creative seating solution
When there were too few seats in the newly remodeled Douglass Dining Hall, Dining Services came up with a novel solution for modulating the number of students at each meal.
UR Joking
Virus ravages campus
Researchers are baffled by the rapidly spreading virus, which experts believe is transmitted by python attacks during fishing incidents.
Seligman
Weather machine repairs blamed for tuition hike
UR President Joel Seligman admitted that the University's weather machine has been broken since the particularly harsh winter of 2015.
SA
Martino signs order to build wall
The wall would protect campus from President Donald Trump and all of his supporters.
UR Joking
UR to build theme park with extra money
Just like that, the University had once again set to work on another goddamn construction project.
UR Joking
Security commission recommends arming Seligman
“We’re hoping this will really cut down on underage drinking on campus.”
UR Joking
Closing remarks
Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times.
UR Joking
Norovirus evades Public Safety
As I am sure the majority of you have heard by now, the notorious and nefarious Norovirus has invaded the River Campus this week. Symptoms of this virus include fatigue, nausea, dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting, and being a real party pooper.
UR Joking
Fott Scu plays Trump card in SA campaign
“We are going to build a wall. Oh, and RIT will pay for it.”
