UR Joking
American Society of Speedwalking
Shocking: UR student confirmed to have first name
I was sitting at the Pit, dreaming about a world where the salad bar offers more than two fruits at any given time. Then one revelation tore me apart.
mascots
Replacing Rocky: dandelion, groundboi, and Quad Fox popular candidates for new mascot
The inconsistency of Rocky’s image reflects a debate that rages in the student body: How well does a Yellowjacket represent our school?
handjobs
UR senior confident “killer handjobs” deserve mention in study abroad reflection essay
What was originally just a brief mention of “extracurricular fun” gradually morphed into “getting absolutely wrung dry behind Club Catwalk.”
Nine Trey Bloods
Seligman indicted for affiliation with Nine Trey Bloods
The University President is the latest to be linked to the infamous gang by rapper 6ix9ine, also known as David Hernandez, also known as "Snitch."
bathrooms
Rise of the Bathroom Bastard
For weeks my floor lived in fear of the Bathroom Bastard. I would have preferred to be kept off their victim list. But I didn’t get the luxury of choosing.
Naruto
Mangelsdorf announces new tunnel for Naruto running
The new tunnel opens following several pedestrian collisions, as well as an uptick in Naruto-shaped holes in the fences of Mt. Hope Cemetary.
Origami
CT Origami: Rocky!
Step Five: Flip over your Rocky and fold entire paper in half diagonally, both directions. Crease to form an X-fold. Mind the alteriors.
Genesee
Genesee Hall residents targeted by jealous classmates, pelted with veggies
Victims were pelted with various rotten fruits and vegetables from a passing vehicle, and also reported hearing someone shout, ‘Sue B. in the house!’"
Origami
Sexual Rocky
The official instructions for the optional tape-on wings for this week's CT Origami project!
Insects
CT Advice: How to survive Yellowjacket swarms
Yellowjackets (Vespula cappella) are great for the local ecosystem, but they’ve been known to swarm.
