UR Joking
Declining Daddy
UR suggests ‘box, stick, and string approach’ as declining daddy alternative
The traps, part of a UR initiative entitled “I Don’t See Why You Should Be Entitled to Food,” will be available for pick-up at dining halls this Tuesday.
Demon Girl
The Demon Girl Who Lives in the Tunnels: Satanic snowday!
Raised in the warm bowels of Hell, the coldest I ever got was when they blasted the AC in Hellementary School. But that doesn't mean I wasted my snow day!
Better CDCS
Ever Better CDCS
No amount of rearranging your labs and workshops will ever make Orgo go away, you poor suckers. Dump those "required" courses and take these ones instead!
CT Recommends
CT Recommends: Going to Mount Hope Cemetery with a shovel and getting to it
To those concerned about legality: If you plan to take anything with you out of the cemetery, you can always call it an “archaeological discovery!"
CT Spooky
CT Spooky: Harkness Hall isn’t real
Wake up people! Quad Fox is a robot, the clock tower hides a magical portal, and the bells from Rush Rhees emit a frequency that takes over your mind.
personality quiz
This Quiz Will Reveal What Percent Rochester VSCO Girl You Are
When your Nike Air Force One crosses the barrier from first-year quad to frat quad, does MERT take your ass out? Then you may be a VSCO girl!
cooking
CT Spooky: Meliora Witches Brew
From your campus demon girl who lives in the tunnels, this somewhat involved recipe will make the dead rise from the grave just to get a taste!
frat party
CT Spooky: The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad frat party line
As the students slowly converged around the dark porch, a voice of authority made his will known. “Get the fuck off the porch or nobody is getting in!”
Counter-protests
Protesters protesting campus protest met with protests
When advertisements for a protest were posted in prominent locations around campus, a student stapled Uno reverse cards on top of them.
Better CDCS
Better CDCS voted ‘Sexiest Browser Extension Alive’
Better CDCS was viewed as a major underdog going into this year’s competition, which in years past has been dominated by Adblock and Google Translate.
