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Cease and desist, humor editors!
Please, I beg of you, please stop sending me emails. I’ll do anything! I’ll take an 8 a.m. class with mandatory attendance! I’ll fill out Dr. Chatbot every day! I’ll fix my sleep schedule! Anything! Truly!
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Friendless friendsgiving
So, you want to hold a Friendsgiving, but there’s just one problem: you have no friends. Well, settle down, my lonesome pupil, you’ve come to the right place!
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CT is pro-mask… until…
Next time your friend or housekeeper or workshop leader mentions their mask smelling like eggs or sweat, don’t give them the side-eye or raise an eyebrow like the experience is completely foreign to you.
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Zombie groundbois take over University post-Halloween, face little resistance
“Bwaiiiiins!” was the rallying cry of the undead rodent army that took over River Campus this past week, slaughtering countless students for their juicy, powerful thinking meats.
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November’s champion: Spooks, sleighs, or squawks?
There is one question which haunts, jingles, and squawks in the distance — which holiday is November really about?
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CT Eats: Brainnnns
It smelled absolutely wonderful, and the texture was the perfect level of vomit-inducing for my taste.
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Rocky gets sexy, then swarmed
She and her friends brainstormed all the sexy costumes they could think of, such as a sexy Veggie Tales, a sexy “drop dat apple” Isaac Newton, a sexy Griswold v. Connecticut, and a sexy Grab & Go sandwich, until finally they arrived at sexy Rocky the Yellowjacket.
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In Todd, I can be the one to flush the blue bleach in all five stalls Monday through Friday.
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GAC rivals Meliora monkey lab for worst vibes on campus
I leave sweating, not from pumping some iron, but in fear of Chad, Brad, and Thad, who might just be running a gym cult.
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No more dirty pockets: Hot Refrigerator is coming to campus
Pizzas! Pastas! Hamburgers! The Hot Refrigerator™ can do it all!!!!!** Buy it before I replace your spleen with Jenga blocks!!!!
