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Sober (and depressing) D-Day alternatives to drinking
With this year’s Dandelion Day (D-Day) now over, some students may feel they didn’t get the most out of it. Many did, of course, get plastered in accordance with the time-honored Rochester tradition.
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‘Dumb Ways To Die’: Rochester edition
When you’d do anything to finish the semester immediately, that suspiciously undercooked chicken from the Pit doesn’t start to look half bad.
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Pro-global warming campus club launched in response to cold spring
Stuple is hoping these efforts will be enough to “scare the mean cold weather away” so he can “finally start working on his summer tan.”
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What to do with your end-of-semester declining
Instead of scrambling to spend all of your (not-so) hard-earned declining on junk food from Hillside, here are some alternatives.
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Best places to have a semi-public breakdown on campus
We no longer need to wonder if people are lying when they say they’re fine. We know they’re not fine, and neither are we.
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Mishap at Rochester Easter egg hunt leaves event organizers scrambling for cover
The plan was simple. All we needed to do was go to the supermarket, get some fake eggs, hide them, and the event would be over... easy.
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Poetry from the Publisher
These works were so moving, we felt it would complete our image as a morally emaciated, corrupt media outlet to withhold these from the public.
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A humble review of Connection’s soups
These Connections soups were my life, my blood. And as a soup connoisseur, I looked forward to testing each recipe.
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The boys need a new WilCo bathroom
Women get a nice, triangular bathroom in Wilson Commons to take mirror selfies in. Men do not have such a glamorous sanctuary.
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April Fools! No guests allowed.
It’s always surprising when Reslife is organized enough to announce something, let alone have a policy.
