UR Joking
advice
Help! My Upstairs Neighbors are having Fun
About that Irish step dance class… oof. That’s “totes not chill,” as I’m sure you and your hip friends have often put it. No hat, or something.
UR Joking
Learning from rejection
We pride ourselves on creating a brotherhood of increasing physical and mental fortitude.
UR Joking
Rest In Pieces, Dr. ChatBot
The lack of emails to come has proven to take a gigantic toll on those motherfuckers who don’t clear out their inbox and brag about how many unread email notifications they have for the sole purpose of being completely insufferable.
icebreakers
What your workshop icebreaker says about YOU
Roses & Thorns: It’s a classic for a reason, and that reason is narcissism.
job interview
Erin Smith would like a job, please
“Ah, our initials are both E. S.” You laugh and immediately regret it.
business majors
Intro to Home Economics, for Business Majors
"Week 1: Cooking - Students will learn how to crack open an egg and use an oven."
sports
Everything is sports now
"One hot-press incident as a result of this new health kick: The University of Rochester Furs are running on life-size hamster wheels during their meetings."
hookups
What if we kissed in breakout room 3… ahaha… jk… unless…
Thank god classes will be in person on Jan. 31 so we can all go back to good old random frat party hookups (and then ignoring said hookups for the next two weeks despite seeing them everywhere on campus).
Depression
How to act like an adult even though there’s actually no point in existing anymore
Back then when it was fashionable to spread your face germs all over other people’s face germs at face germ-sharing parties, college life was nothing but bliss. So why aren’t you happy?
covid
COVID-19 virus patch notes: 1.4.2 (Omicron update)
Fans of the popular illness SARS-Coronavirus Disease 2019 will be excited to hear of the upcoming Omicron update from our South Africa and (secretly) European studio(s)!
