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Zombie groundbois take over University post-Halloween, face little resistance
“Bwaiiiiins!” was the rallying cry of the undead rodent army that took over River Campus this past week, slaughtering countless students for their juicy, powerful thinking meats.
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November’s champion: Spooks, sleighs, or squawks?
There is one question which haunts, jingles, and squawks in the distance — which holiday is November really about?
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CT Eats: Brainnnns
It smelled absolutely wonderful, and the texture was the perfect level of vomit-inducing for my taste.
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Rocky gets sexy, then swarmed
She and her friends brainstormed all the sexy costumes they could think of, such as a sexy Veggie Tales, a sexy “drop dat apple” Isaac Newton, a sexy Griswold v. Connecticut, and a sexy Grab & Go sandwich, until finally they arrived at sexy Rocky the Yellowjacket.
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In Todd, I can be the one to flush the blue bleach in all five stalls Monday through Friday.
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GAC rivals Meliora monkey lab for worst vibes on campus
I leave sweating, not from pumping some iron, but in fear of Chad, Brad, and Thad, who might just be running a gym cult.
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No more dirty pockets: Hot Refrigerator is coming to campus
Pizzas! Pastas! Hamburgers! The Hot Refrigerator™ can do it all!!!!!** Buy it before I replace your spleen with Jenga blocks!!!!
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The great orgo lab-off
I’ve always compared chemistry labs to the technical challenges in the reality TV show, “The Great British Baking Show.” The directions are vague, the mistakes are many.
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New new dining alternative proposed by Dining Services
“Give a yellowjacket a burrito bowl and you feed them for a day; teach a yellowjacket to fish, and you feed them for an entire business quarter."
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Not stressed enough? We have just the service for you!
Break From School Breaks is a startup that will assign you stressful and fulfilling work to keep you busy over your school breaks!
