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icebreakers
What your workshop icebreaker says about YOU
Roses & Thorns: It’s a classic for a reason, and that reason is narcissism.
job interview
Erin Smith would like a job, please
“Ah, our initials are both E. S.” You laugh and immediately regret it.
business majors
Intro to Home Economics, for Business Majors
"Week 1: Cooking - Students will learn how to crack open an egg and use an oven."
sports
Everything is sports now
"One hot-press incident as a result of this new health kick: The University of Rochester Furs are running on life-size hamster wheels during their meetings."
hookups
What if we kissed in breakout room 3… ahaha… jk… unless…
Thank god classes will be in person on Jan. 31 so we can all go back to good old random frat party hookups (and then ignoring said hookups for the next two weeks despite seeing them everywhere on campus).
Depression
How to act like an adult even though there’s actually no point in existing anymore
Back then when it was fashionable to spread your face germs all over other people’s face germs at face germ-sharing parties, college life was nothing but bliss. So why aren’t you happy?
covid
COVID-19 virus patch notes: 1.4.2 (Omicron update)
Fans of the popular illness SARS-Coronavirus Disease 2019 will be excited to hear of the upcoming Omicron update from our South Africa and (secretly) European studio(s)!
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Cease and desist, humor editors!
Please, I beg of you, please stop sending me emails. I’ll do anything! I’ll take an 8 a.m. class with mandatory attendance! I’ll fill out Dr. Chatbot every day! I’ll fix my sleep schedule! Anything! Truly!
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Friendless friendsgiving
So, you want to hold a Friendsgiving, but there’s just one problem: you have no friends. Well, settle down, my lonesome pupil, you’ve come to the right place!
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CT is pro-mask… until…
Next time your friend or housekeeper or workshop leader mentions their mask smelling like eggs or sweat, don’t give them the side-eye or raise an eyebrow like the experience is completely foreign to you.
