UR Joking
UR Joking
Elevating your elevator conversations
We’ve all been there, pressing that oh-so-shiny, round, absolutely irresistible button that will summon a hulking mass of metal to which you shall entrust your life to bring you up several hundred feet. The worst part of this death-trap-in-waiting? The most dreadful part of standing inside an iron cage hurtling skyward? Other people.
fraternity
Frat boy Cupid and St. Valentine appear for Valentine’s Day
Skeptics, poets, unearthly deities battling for dominance, what would you have it: Love makes fools of us all.
chatbot
Letter to the Editor: STFU, CHATBOT
Why the F*** are there more ChatBot emails in my inbox, huh?
Midterms
Psychological Warfare: Midterms
It has come to light that one class had five midterms during the semester, resulting in a syllabus that created a rip in the time space continuum, which could become a ticking time bomb for Earth due to the inherent paradox of a test that happens at the midway point happening four more times during the semester.
experiment
Psychology Bets
The students made bets on which major they thought they could get to burn down our beloved Rush Rhees Library
Campus Life
Dealing with Snow
Because this is The First Time Ever that snow has fallen, here’s how to deal with the snow that plagues this campus (we could really use some of that “global warming” now, amirite?).
advice
Help! My Upstairs Neighbors are having Fun
About that Irish step dance class… oof. That’s “totes not chill,” as I’m sure you and your hip friends have often put it. No hat, or something.
UR Joking
Learning from rejection
We pride ourselves on creating a brotherhood of increasing physical and mental fortitude.
UR Joking
Rest In Pieces, Dr. ChatBot
The lack of emails to come has proven to take a gigantic toll on those motherfuckers who don’t clear out their inbox and brag about how many unread email notifications they have for the sole purpose of being completely insufferable.
