UR Joking
bees
Buzzz-buzzz
They moved in packs, resembling clouds of yellow pain. Their intent: to drive students into buildings, away from campus center, and just generally insane.
cult yelp
Grading the cults on campus
Student Association: You think they would have better things to do with their time instead of larping House of Cards.
bean worship
The return of ye olde Peet’s
I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location.
angst
It’s 11p.m. somehow?
Flintstones gummies and caffeine shall be my only saviors during the darker days of this semester.
A Cappella
A survival guide to a cappella season
Tip #1 may help mitigate your frustration levels if you aren’t a fan of people getting overly hyped about making mouth sounds.
Games and Quizzes
Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?
Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?"
academics
Academic Rigor? I Barely Know Her
How could I, a student at such an academically rigorous university, be tricked into attending a university that was so academically rigorous??
Physics
Teach a Man to Physics, He’ll Eat the Exam
It may have been the stress of the impending examination, because my tummy was quite aggravated by my inability to find some nutrients in a timely manner, but I suddenly felt sick.
ASMR
ASMR ruined my life, kidnapped my cat, and broke my headphones
There was something about a total stranger greeting me with a whispered “Hi, friend :)” and then pretending to touch my face that freaked me out.
