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hallowed halls of middle school
Tips on How to Survive Middle School
You are expected to take your socks and shoes off and place your feet on your desk. Your teacher and classmates will see you as the alpha.
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Your River Campus bathroom horoscope
Maybe it's messy, the drains are always clogged, and it smells weird, but at the end of the day, that first-year quad bathroom raised you.
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Tales from Middle School: Gay panic at the mambo
She was gorgeous. She had short black hair, a short black dress, and was way out of my league. And what she did next baffles me to this day.
give me sweaters or give me death
Unraveling the threads of Sweater Weather
From wild forrays to JOANN Fabrics and Crafts, to the careful stitch and purling of each line, sweaters are a labor of love.
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CT presents: “The Slacker”
It takes a lot to be lame on the Internet, but man, these guys sure are trying. All roses will be awarded via emoticon.
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Missed connection: ECE 113
I don’t know who you are. I do not want to know. I could fear you, if such were your intention. You left me haunted, bereft, and alone.
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Understanding which simple machine you are
While an inclined plane can be a great friend to have, they tend to sometimes be walked on, not being willing to put up much of a fight.
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The Gregorian calendar: so last year
I'm in Gleason. I look over and time jumps by an hour? Am I trapped in this psychic prison? No, it’s just Daylight Savings.
hallowed halls of middle school
Tales From Middle School: How my ex tried to win me back via Voltron roleplay
Middle school was an odd and distressing time for me. I mean, what do you do when a surprise Mpreg plotline comes at you?
