UR Joking
give me sweaters or give me death
Unraveling the threads of Sweater Weather
From wild forrays to JOANN Fabrics and Crafts, to the careful stitch and purling of each line, sweaters are a labor of love.
ct multimedia expansion
CT presents: “The Slacker”
It takes a lot to be lame on the Internet, but man, these guys sure are trying. All roses will be awarded via emoticon.
birb
Missed connection: ECE 113
I don’t know who you are. I do not want to know. I could fear you, if such were your intention. You left me haunted, bereft, and alone.
astrology for men
Understanding which simple machine you are
While an inclined plane can be a great friend to have, they tend to sometimes be walked on, not being willing to put up much of a fight.
Daylight Savings
The Gregorian calendar: so last year
I'm in Gleason. I look over and time jumps by an hour? Am I trapped in this psychic prison? No, it’s just Daylight Savings.
hallowed halls of middle school
Tales From Middle School: How my ex tried to win me back via Voltron roleplay
Middle school was an odd and distressing time for me. I mean, what do you do when a surprise Mpreg plotline comes at you?
existential despair
Quiz: are you depressed
Do you need a quiz to tell yourself that hating being alive every morning isn’t normal? Life is a curse and existence is a prison.
dating today
How to lose faith in men in 10 dates
I’m pretty proud of myself for finding a partner that my friends met and didn’t immediately go, “Really? Him?”
it's not you it's Wii
Campus Times makes terrible mistake, allows asexual man to write Valentine’s Day article*
Now, with the versatile new Nintendo Switch™ console, I can finally experience true emotional intimacy. And you can, too, for just $299.99!
