UR Joking
rochester thingz
Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple
For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate.
campus secrets
Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season
If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such.
advice
A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress
Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community.
Concerts
Eastman Announces Woodstock Revival
“Woodstock ‘23,” is set for June 23 through June 25, and will feature an array of artists whom the organizers claim students will definitely love. Please.
borg
Jungle your juice
In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice!
fireworks tomfoolery
The time I almost died
I don’t know exactly what happened, but something went wrong. I was busy laughing about something when suddenly, I heard a deafening noise.
cult
A Shrekcellent way to deal with stress
It is here that they worship none other than “Shrek.” Every member must show up with a red flower bearing blue thorns as a symbolic offering.
hallowed halls of middle school
Tips on How to Survive Middle School
You are expected to take your socks and shoes off and place your feet on your desk. Your teacher and classmates will see you as the alpha.
astrological piss
Your River Campus bathroom horoscope
Maybe it's messy, the drains are always clogged, and it smells weird, but at the end of the day, that first-year quad bathroom raised you.
dancey dance
Tales from Middle School: Gay panic at the mambo
She was gorgeous. She had short black hair, a short black dress, and was way out of my league. And what she did next baffles me to this day.
