Satire
down bad
“Stay slaying, sexies”
Having any fun? You want to? I may be busy ruling over the school with a limp wrist and iron fist, but I’ll always have time for you.
eggplant parmesan
Goncharov, your new favorite Thanksgiving tradition
Imagine if Die Hard had a guy braining another guy with an ice pick and then tossing him into a fish pond. That is the magic of Martin Scorsese’s “Goncharov.”
dirt
Tunneling club reaches new tunnels
Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like.
prices
Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!
Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing!
humor
UR Approved for Tuition Increase
“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!”
Dining
UR offers so many amazing dining options
Crunchy on the outside, squishy and wet on the inside! Trust me on this one. The chicken is so good, you’ll be digesting it for days!
recipe ideas
Fun, easy recipes to burn down your communal kitchen
I’ve compiled a list of the five best recipes for you to make in your communal kitchen. Brew mead, or something. Avoid scurvy!
drama
Please worry, darling
People do love drama. Especially when they can pit women against each other!
future
Getting Back on your Feet: The Take 6 Program
Take 6 helps students prepare for life after college by focusing on a specific field of study: how to move back in with your parents.
activism
New Technology Revolutionizes Student-Campaigning
With fresh eyes and even fresher 12-packs of multicolored chalk, candidates have taken to the sidewalks to quite literally get their name out there.
