Political Comedy

Trump’s unofficial first 100 days

Despite many outlets characterizing his tenure so far as an unusually unproductive, Donald Trump has actually been successful in fulfilling most of his “unofficial” first-100-days checklist.

An open letter to big loser Club Penguin executives

BigFlippers306 thinks the Club Penguin executives are making a tremendous mistake by shutting down their site. Sad!

Martino signs order to build wall

The wall would protect campus from President Donald Trump and all of his supporters.

Forgotten presidents of the United States

This week in Fictional History 101, we learned about some of our nation’s most forgotten presidents. Here’s what we learned!

After the election, study abroad sees dramatic spike in applicants

And the fallout went beyond the expected liberal response—conservatives students want to go abroad, too.

Survivors of the presidential debate drinking game

It had seemed simple, but they’d been so wrong.

Hillary Clinton’s real disease

Hillary Clinton has been struggling for years with the Presidential Bug.

A comprehensive ranking of the world’s greatest soups

With autumn quickly approaching, it is only appropriate to shift our focus onto soup.

Arson bill gets burned

Late Friday night, the U.S. House of Representatives brought down a bill to ban Arson® brand lighter fluid in a straight party-line vote.

Trump v. Yeezy 2020: A Bernie voter’s look back at 2016

This week, Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist Ryan Seacrest sits down for an interview with “Whitey McLiberal,” a voter who wrote in Bernie Sanders in 2016, allowing Donald Trump to narrowly defeat Hillary Clinton.