Humor
bees
Not a drill: UR’s administration is trying to control us with mechanical bees.
“Hello, student. I am NOT a mechanical bee. Would you like a lollipop?” The student then follows the voice, and the bee flies into his ear.
anti-stalking
How to anti-stalk someone in 10 steps
Expect the unexpected. Who would be in the stacks on a Friday evening? WRONG. This mentality is shortsighted.
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings.
Buffalo Bills
Angry Bills rant
It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!"
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding?
age of technology
System.out.println(“Coding on paper.”);
I enjoy the occasional coding problem, as the differently-colored special words scratch a certain itch deep, deep down in my monkey brain.
disinformation
The solution to all of your problems
I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins, giving me the power of 10 elephants. With one vitamin gummy, I can lift cars.
2010's bangers
Sports! A layman’s perspective
7:19: They warm up? Music was cut, and now they're just playing. The puck is very small, and I cannot see anything.
fight club
Take snow prisoners: I will murder you in a snowball fight
My snowball-induced reign of terror left me in a social tundra of my own creation, surrounded by icy silence and the accusatory stares of melting snowmen.