Humor

Marathon man

He died in service of his nation and has been flexed on about it for two millennia — and they aren’t even doing it right!

New professors teach the true meanings of chemistry

These new professors have already discussed some highlights to look forward to in their class.

Geedis 3: Need for Geed

I stifled a scream. “It’s okay, you can scream,” said Sarah Mangelsdorf. “I had this office specially soundproofed.” I screamed.

Updates on our Rabbit Overlord

When he finally approached Daisy’s kingdom, he proceeded to urinate upon the ground just outside the gates of her vast estates.

UR mom



Extremely funny and relatable humor article

This was The Funniest Article. Ever. and I was just so impressed by my own writing that I couldn’t help but to share it with everyone.

Washing machine woes: Tide Pods

There have been numerous reports of hardened and shriveled blue gel-plastic on clothes of all shapes and sizes, an ominous sign of a Tide Pod gone horribly wrong.

A timely love letter to February

Although you happen to be the shortest month of the year, it feels like forever since you first arrived. Before we return to the monotony of 30 or 31-day months again, I just wanted to write this just to thank you for your visit and reminisce about some wonderful memories.

How to celebrate the Super Bowl like a pro

The Super Bowl was actually a 24-hour-long celebration of foods served in humanity’s greatest invention known as the bowl.