Humor
aerospace engineering is a farce
Flying without wings: the box kite dilemma
Welcome to a dimension where logic bends, equations fail, Bernoulli rolls in his grave, and the impossible dances on the breeze.
Christmas
Deciding between the magic of Christmas and lucrative career at law firm, Hallmark movie protagonist challenges the capitalist society we inhabit
Fortunately, the Campus Times found that Ms. Jinglebell had relocated to her childhood hometown, where she opened a Christmas-themed bakery.
groundboi
Groundhogs plot to take over the University
The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school.
Geedis
GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest
On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis.
#Part of a complete breakfast
Shoe thoughts to chew on
Flip-flops are the complete opposite from your high class delectables. It’s a bit of a hit or miss, but they’re your quick snack.
Anti-Plagiarism
New trend: NOT pirating textbooks
However, there is one skill that no one can live without: using slightly-maybe-not-so-legal illegal means of obtaining materials necessary for class.
Feel The Sting
Fake Yellowjacket Weekend activities
In the following 48 hours, new students must get stung by a number of professionally trained yellowjackets, as determined by the year they graduate.