Humor
Christmas
Deciding between the magic of Christmas and lucrative career at law firm, Hallmark movie protagonist challenges the capitalist society we inhabit
Fortunately, the Campus Times found that Ms. Jinglebell had relocated to her childhood hometown, where she opened a Christmas-themed bakery.
groundboi
Groundhogs plot to take over the University
The groundhogs are part of a top-secret, elite organization Hegemony of Groundhogs (H.O.G.) and are plotting to take over the school.
Geedis
GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest
On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis.
#Part of a complete breakfast
Shoe thoughts to chew on
Flip-flops are the complete opposite from your high class delectables. It’s a bit of a hit or miss, but they’re your quick snack.
Anti-Plagiarism
New trend: NOT pirating textbooks
However, there is one skill that no one can live without: using slightly-maybe-not-so-legal illegal means of obtaining materials necessary for class.
Feel The Sting
Fake Yellowjacket Weekend activities
In the following 48 hours, new students must get stung by a number of professionally trained yellowjackets, as determined by the year they graduate.
bubly
The grief of a lost Bubly machine
What do you do when that which you love is stripped from you unceremoniously? When all of a sudden, something has fundamentally changed?
badminton
See my summer? Very interesting, very busy
I could probably shuttlecock a shuttle. Shuttle a shuttlecock. Shuttle a cock? With my eyes closed.
British “people”
Available now, for a limited time: Pig Syrup
The fact that this market hasn’t been tapped yet astounds me. There are so many reasons to transform into a pig!