Humor

Humor editor resignation

Therefore, I have no choice but to set foot in a new direction.

Copy chief resignation

Don’t let the chilling erosion of our culinary freedom distract you; instead look again at the quotation marks.

Opinions resignation

As the wise Preminger from “Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper” once said, “Why don't you stick to your books, schoolboy.”

Sports resignation

Moreover, I want to thank everyone at CT for expecting the absolute bare minimum from me and keeping their disappointment to themselves when I manage to do even less than that most weeks.

Culture resignation

I’m done <3

Among Us

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Why UR needs a 20-story parking lot on campus

According to all known codes of morality, there is little reason that the University should build a 20-story high parking lot.

For whom the bell tolls

Rush Rhees Tower is the cultural and geographic center of the UR campus. But it is also the source of a great mystery. One I hope to uncover.

Marathon man

He died in service of his nation and has been flexed on about it for two millennia — and they aren’t even doing it right!