Humor
bees
Buzzz-buzzz
They moved in packs, resembling clouds of yellow pain. Their intent: to drive students into buildings, away from campus center, and just generally insane.
cult yelp
Grading the cults on campus
Student Association: You think they would have better things to do with their time instead of larping House of Cards.
bean worship
The return of ye olde Peet’s
I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location.
angst
It’s 11p.m. somehow?
Flintstones gummies and caffeine shall be my only saviors during the darker days of this semester.
A Cappella
A survival guide to a cappella season
Tip #1 may help mitigate your frustration levels if you aren’t a fan of people getting overly hyped about making mouth sounds.
prices
Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!
Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing!
pistachios
Pistachios becoming “disturbingly normalized,” warn centrists
“Finally, just in time for the midterms, they have something to unite them: disdain for the pistachio.”
Games and Quizzes
Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?
Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?"
Gourds
The Gourds of Wrath
You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends.
humor
UR Approved for Tuition Increase
“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!”