Humor

Buzzz-buzzz

They moved in packs, resembling clouds of yellow pain. Their intent: to drive students into buildings, away from campus center, and just generally insane.

Grading the cults on campus

Student Association: You think they would have better things to do with their time instead of larping House of Cards.

The return of ye olde Peet’s

I must give thanks for this returning brew, for more equally dispersing the Bean-worshippers across a third location.

It’s 11p.m. somehow?

Flintstones gummies and caffeine shall be my only saviors during the darker days of this semester.

A survival guide to a cappella season

Tip #1 may help mitigate your frustration levels if you aren’t a fan of people getting overly hyped about making mouth sounds.

Want some stew? Your first born’ll do!

Each and every attendee is no doubt thrilled about paying more for the Exact Same Thing!

Pistachios becoming “disturbingly normalized,” warn centrists

“Finally, just in time for the midterms, they have something to unite them: disdain for the pistachio.”

Quiz: Should you chop your hair off?

Has your mother hung up on you in the middle of you saying "I love you?"

The Gourds of Wrath

You frighten me, Mr. Pumpkin. Your violent delights can only meet violent ends.

UR Approved for Tuition Increase

“If I’m lucky, I’ll be paying $100k in tuition by the time I graduate!”