Humor

They’re Watching

It’s time for us to make a move against the government and their bug-bird army.


It’s called flirting, Amelia! A letter to those personally victimized by Chicken Shop Date.

Countrymen, brothers, find your rest with me. Close your gaping jaws and squeal no longer.  Yes, that really happened. We…


Voting day: Rochester’s newest school tradition

If you thought Meliora Weekend was fun, with highlights such as the giant “Meliora” sign, food trucks, and the obviously…

Quick lesson on claiming tables

The process of claiming a seat during meal time rush hours can be quite the hassle. If done incorrectly, it can result in you not having a place to sit or even worse — death.

I got tired of eating Pit food, so I made my own concoction

I’ve long since started getting food from off-campus (E Suki and Taichi my beloved), but recently I’ve considered giving campus food another try — this time, on my own terms.


Papercuts


Pesto is sus

This guy is twice as large as any of his siblings and even larger than his parents. He is anything but a little guy. His stature is … actually a little bit suspicious.