Humor
down bad
“Stay slaying, sexies”
Having any fun? You want to? I may be busy ruling over the school with a limp wrist and iron fist, but I’ll always have time for you.
misanthropy
Life and college students: a mutual hatred
It’s been a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad day. I hate everyone and everyone hates me. I crawl into bed at 8 p.m., face my pillow, and scream into the void.
feudalism
To eat, or not to eat, that is the question
Professors of the chemical engineering department are now offering a fun little opportunity for all UR students looking to complete their History cluster. For no less than 40 hours a week, you have the privilege of LARPing as a feudal serf.
A Cappella
“Destroyed by mouth sounds:” a cappella demolition
His basic game plan: attract attention with a high D and wrist flourish to distract passerby, while the demolition team’s other members bulldoze campus property with equipment rescued from that one Elmwood Avenue construction site.
eggplant parmesan
Goncharov, your new favorite Thanksgiving tradition
Imagine if Die Hard had a guy braining another guy with an ice pick and then tossing him into a fish pond. That is the magic of Martin Scorsese’s “Goncharov.”
PRR sucks
Please don’t look at me while I’m studying
I almost felt like a real college student for a second, instead of the precarious pyramid of nocturnal raccoons (in sunglasses and a trench coat, of course) that I actually am.
A Cappella
A mid-season review of a cappella, UR’s most publicized sport
While regular Rochester sports all share a theme of sucking ass, a cappella thrives on the ability to adapt, and you can't tell us it's not a sport.
dirt
Tunneling club reaches new tunnels
Tunnels come in many shapes and sizes, primarily tunnel-like and fuckery-like.
ever better
Quiz: Should you overload next semester?
Do you have friends/a social life? "A. If my laptop, iPad, and three-foot stack of biology notes count, then yes."