Humor
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An ode to jungle juice
The jungle is calling. I need the juice. You guessed it, baby. The jungle juice!
but also don't
How to be the best journalist ever
Maybe you’re rawdogging a Culture article about Dream from Minecraft at 3 p.m. mid-midterms haze.
rochester thingz
Head to Headboard: Cardiac arrest via Rochesterian grub staple
For the layperson, Rochester (the city) means about three different things: RIT, the University of Rochester (if they don’t think that’s just RIT said differently), and the garbage plate.
campus secrets
Notes by Nadia: The joys of tour season
If these kids are potential UR material, they should be treated as such.
ai
Chat GPT reviews the Campus Times
The Campus Times is a student-run newspaper that has been serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. The newspaper…
advice
A Shrekcellent Way to Deal with Stress
Happiness does not necessarily come from a cult; it comes from a sense of community.
Concerts
Eastman Announces Woodstock Revival
“Woodstock ‘23,” is set for June 23 through June 25, and will feature an array of artists whom the organizers claim students will definitely love. Please.
Bob Dylan
CT Drinks: Intense Milk Cocktails
Do you consider yourself a cocktail connoisseur? Experiment with Upstate Farm’s finest dairy product, Intense Milk, in your concoctions!
elvis
ELVIS WINS BEST PICTURE! LUHRMANN MISSES DICAPRIO!
Austin Butler won an Oscar for his role in “Elvis,” but there must have been someone, or something, missing for Luhrmann. My guess is Leonardo DiCaprio.
borg
Jungle your juice
In case you have yet to juice your jungle, I am here to rock your world (respectfully). You’ve got the funny juice. You love the funny juice!