Narratives
Narratives
It’s okay to wear fur
When I purchase Sperrys, no one reminds me that a cow had to die for my shoes.
Narratives
Broken records
With his alarm blasting, head ringing, and heart sinking, senior Erik Franclin dragged himself out of bed.
Fitness
The CrossFit cult
The summer before I entered eighth grade, my dad made the executive decision to immerse our family in a cult.
Narratives
Examples of how I don’t know what I’m doing
Can I please be a dancing, Hebrew-speaking, brain-researching, religious-sex-expert please? Anyone hiring?
Narratives
Slogan debunker
Hello, again! My name is Pete, and somehow I’m still the CT’s Senior Slogan Debunker. I’ve been tasked with assessing the logic behind some popular slogans, so let’s see how they hold up.
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 7
I’m suddenly very aware of my legs not being able to touch the ground from the hybrid highchair/barstool here at the Dirty Diaper.
Narratives
I have a problem
I'm a firm believer that life boils down to a few simple things. Character, charisma, intelligence, and personality all come to mind.
Dining
The end of the world as we know it
Can someone explain to me what in God’s name Macaroni and Cheese Soup is?
