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I hate, therefore I am
Over winter break, in between stuffing my face with Christmas cookies and binge-watching episodes of “Glee,” I managed to read an entire book.
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My brilliant but boycotted birthday bash
Ever since I turned nine my birthdays have gone downhill, all because some kids at school decided to boycott my birthday party.
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Divorcing the iPhone
I am proud to say I recently accomplished what few have managed to do before me. I left the iPhone.
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Now taking applications for friends
Have you ever looked at one of your buddies and wondered why you two are friends?
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Forget Canada, move to Africa
A lot of my American friends have been talking about moving to Canada if the big orange dictator with tiny hands wins the next election, but I think there are better destinations out there.
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The man cold
Listen up, folks. We’re six whole weeks into the first semester, and it’s time to prepare yourself for the worst.
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It’s okay to wear fur
When I purchase Sperrys, no one reminds me that a cow had to die for my shoes.