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calendars
Manglesdorf launches campaign to end October
From the Humor Section: More major calendar-focused upheaval, such as changing November to Hendecavember and December to Dodecember will not be addressed during this survey period.
Ivy
UR to be Named an Ivy School
Nichols also said that whenever she looks at the ivy it “brings back fond memories of [her] rejection letter from Cornell,” and she’s not the only one!
grave robbing
Help! I can’t get rid of my quarantine body
People keep telling me to “get rid of my quarantine body,” and there’s only one explanation: I’ve been found out.
COVID-19
I have taken the Flag Lounge into my own hands
There were 163 flags hanging in the lounge, each one three by five feet. That’s a lot to just "hide." Where are they now?
COVID-19
My drug-induced quarantine haze
Two weeks is a long time to spend alone with your thoughts. Maybe too long.
Narratives
Zoom class derailed by UR student’s dog
At first, aside from the occasional student from a different university using the wrong Zoom link, everything was normal. Then the dog entered the picture.
Narratives
Demon Girl: Sick as Hell 2, COVID-boogaloo
I’ve heard a lot of people describing the coronavirus situation as “hell.” Sorry friends, but Hell is much worse. I know from experience.
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How I learned to stop worrying and love the sqURm
Armed with an R&D survey and a budget of $0, I set out to create a new mascot for UR's largest demographic: those nerds who failed the Pacer Test.
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Roommate leaves raw beef on counter, disappears for weeks
When I came back, she was gone. All that remained was the faint smell of fermentation and a large hunk of ground beef on the counter. Raw. Bare.
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I look like Lenny from ‘Shark Tale,’ and that’s okay
There are worse cartoon characters to look like. Lenny is voiced by Jack Black, which is awesome. On the other hand, most people think I look like a shark.
