Narratives
Narratives
An open letter that should be closed
Wow. I’ve never written an open letter before, but now I feel really good about myself.
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 6
I tried to kick in the door like an old Western movie, but I ended up just kicking through the door and getting stuck for, like, ten minutes.
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 5
Mommy drove me over to Scarlet’s for what was nominally a “play-date,” but, in reality, a full-scale investigation that could leave some scars.
Narratives
The Slogan Debunker
Slogans are pivotal marketing opportunities for groups, and I have been tasked with assessing the logic behind a few popular slogans.
Narratives
My beautiful dark twisted idea book
I was interested to see what ideas didn’t actually make it past the drawing board, so we reached out to DONDA Headquarters (located entirely in Mr. West’s imagination), and were happy to receive this comprehensive list of game-changers, broken down into several categories.
Toddler Detective
Toddler detective, chapter 3
Drifting off, I had the strange sensation of floating. Suddenly, I found myself walking in a field. Sunflowers as far as I could see, the sky an unnaturally pale blue. Jeez, I said to myself, this is what happens when you hit the sauce too hard.
Narratives
Snow day better than no day
What I’m going to do here is provide a play-by-play of how I spent the day at my off-campus home, and why, if you didn’t do exactly as I did, you were wrong.
Narratives
A real, surviving, Bachelor, American Idol
With the spring TV season fully back into swing, lets consider some lessons of famous reality shows.
Toddler Detective
Charles, toddler detective, chapter 2: A fence named picket
It’s never good to deal with guys who have tummy aches—who knows what’ll make ‘em snap?
Abroad
Scandinavian shenanigans in Sweden
When I first came to Sweden, I wasn’t sure what to expect other than meatballs, cold weather, and every Swede’s almost embarrassing mastery of English.
