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Stranger in a strange land: Hyderabad style

We entered the 1,000 Pillar Temple in Warangal and were blessed. The monk applied the red mark — the Kumkum ­— to our grimy, dirty, ignorant, American foreheads in this holy place.

Satire in the CT: Missing freshman found after week in W.C.

Timothy “Little Timmy” Garvey was found last Thursday after accidentally spending his entire freshman orientation lost in Wilson Commons. “I…

The tale of the cougar and the cub: a media myth

Gabrielle Solis, (Eva Longoria) Parker, from “Desperate Housewives” made John Rowland’s (Jeff Metcalfe) being a handyman gardener look like the…

Drop UR attire for some fresh “fummer” fashion

Living in style has become a joke. The punch line is greatest on college campuses like our dear UR’s, where…

Dining employee lives her American Dream

A hard-working Rochesterian and former UR Dining employee is only four days away from fulfilling one of her dreams. On…

Budgeting your way to a stress free life

While many people say the best things in life are free, sometimes it doesn’t feel that way when you’re a…

Stimulated mind: How do you watch porn?

Playboy came out in 1953, with its glamorous display of kitten-tongue pink areolas and girls straddling soft fur rugs. And…

Left Behind: a tale of an unsettled Take Five Scholar

Professor Udo Fehn walked into his class every Tuesday and Thursday, clad in suit and tie and carrying a brown,…

From Clinton to chipmunks, 2010 sees it all

A lot has happened in the last four years, and a proper retrospective is in order. So much has happened,…

Out into an interesting future

As graduating members of the class of 2010 grab their diplomas, toss their caps and finally take a prideful stroll…