Archives - Lilli Tamm
Administration
Confessions from a Workday enjoyer
Workday is my sport and I am winning so goddamn hard.
give me sweaters or give me death
Unraveling the threads of Sweater Weather
From wild forrays to JOANN Fabrics and Crafts, to the careful stitch and purling of each line, sweaters are a labor of love.
ct multimedia expansion
CT presents: “The Slacker”
It takes a lot to be lame on the Internet, but man, these guys sure are trying. All roses will be awarded via emoticon.
birb
Missed connection: ECE 113
I don’t know who you are. I do not want to know. I could fear you, if such were your intention. You left me haunted, bereft, and alone.
existential despair
Quiz: are you depressed
Do you need a quiz to tell yourself that hating being alive every morning isn’t normal? Life is a curse and existence is a prison.
pay
Examining student employee pay structures
Any job here requires a certain amount of training, but not all pay structures (devised in response to perceived skill) are created equal.
elevators will be elevators
TikTok trend spurs rise in campus elevators thefts
Close acquaintances of the dirty, dirty criminals claimed that one party “would sneak his hand in at the last second to feel how tight it squeezed."
drug abuse
Drugging myself for fun and profit
I’m not a quitter anymore: I’m a starter. And I’m starting right now. Drugs, that is.
down bad
“Stay slaying, sexies”
Having any fun? You want to? I may be busy ruling over the school with a limp wrist and iron fist, but I’ll always have time for you.
A Cappella
“Destroyed by mouth sounds:” a cappella demolition
His basic game plan: attract attention with a high D and wrist flourish to distract passerby, while the demolition team’s other members bulldoze campus property with equipment rescued from that one Elmwood Avenue construction site.