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Frat bro exposed to competence

Frat Brother accidentally goes to the Eastman campus. He was stunned by what he found there.

GOP says: Ban schools

This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools.

Microsoft announces new product: The Zune

In response to Apple's market domination, Microsoft announced the release of their new MP3 player, the Zune.

Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations

The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students.

Mr. Clean voted Sexiest Man Alive

The cleaning product’s mascot beat contenders like Leonardo DiCaprio, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and perennial favorite Jeb Bush.