Archives - Elena Bachmann
critical dissection
Note for Nadia: I love being socialized
I welcome you to form your own as you follow along through some choice excerpts of Pentolino’s “I love being a woman” with me.
airport shenanigans
Elena’s LEGOs
I’m scrambling. How had this all gone so wrong so quickly? Luckily, I had Markup. I was good, maybe too good. He gobbled my lies right up.
Barry Manilow
Her Name Was Rosemary! She Was an “It”-Girl!
What have we gained from this? I ask this genuinely, because I do not know. If we are Sisyphus, Party School is our rock.
Halloween
Is Rush Rhees haunted? Maybe, Scare Fair organizer says
Friday was Rush Rhees' 25th annual Scare Fair. Read about the fair's origins and the spooky myths surrounding it.
Barry Manilow
Her name was Rosemary! She was an “It”-Girl!
Mills’ relationship with Rosemary feels actively teenage and real, which makes the humor that follows it fall flatter.
advice
What the first-years want you to know
We never knew about Danforth being closed on the weekends or the maze that is Rush Rhees. We didn’t know how much we’d miss home.
campus
CT Views: Todd Theatre’s “Orlando”
“Orlando” may be the second most campy thing to hit campus — falling just short of Sigma Delta Tau’s annual Mr. UofR pageant.
bleach
Elena’s Haircut
I must’ve blacked out while they were washing my hair, but Alicia tells me that I told her I wanted a “cute lil’ gay lil’ thing”
fake news
Three headlines and a lie
Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than promising “let’s get coffee if you’re ever in town!” Can you spot the odd one out?
