Archives - Caden Dillon
pandemonium
Dozens pharbified in Eastman Quad terror attack, WRUR suspected culprit
All that could be heard was the sound of Phoebe Bridgers’s “Funeral,” distorted by the wind and the just-audible sobs of pharbified students crying in the bushes.
animation
Please watch ‘Bigtop Burger.’ I am begging you.
If you aren’t watching Bigtop Burger, you should be. There is, quite frankly, no excuse not to watch it.
pistachios
Pistachios becoming “disturbingly normalized,” warn centrists
“Finally, just in time for the midterms, they have something to unite them: disdain for the pistachio.”
Professors
Disgruntled professors launch “Rate My Students”
The courageous can head over to RateMyStudents.com for a conclusive answer to a different question: Just how much do your professors hate your guts?
