Archives - Bryan Burke
Campus
UR ASME’s 21st Pumpkin Launch helps student organizations soar to new heights
Seasoned viewers, first timers, on-campus, and off-campus community members alike ogled the soaring squashes.
arms race
The mice make me crazy
Wait! There is still hope! We are not animals. We have technology! Google says mouse traps. I say let the arms race begin.
Barry Manilow
Her name was Rosemary! She was an “It”-Girl!
Mills’ relationship with Rosemary feels actively teenage and real, which makes the humor that follows it fall flatter.
campus
CT Views: Todd Theatre’s “Orlando”
“Orlando” may be the second most campy thing to hit campus — falling just short of Sigma Delta Tau’s annual Mr. UofR pageant.
ccc
CCC: see a c-list app sinking in a sea of mediocrity
There’s a dearth of passion projects: I haven’t downloaded an app out of interest or joy in over five years.
#Wake up sheeple
A comprehensive guide to common sense nap control
NEVER NAP WITH YOUR BODY POINTED NORTH SOUTH. The lay lines could wash over you and cause your subconscious to capsize.
demons
The Demonic Nature of Innovative Technology
Elkay EZO8WSSK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with Single ADA Cooler Hands Free Activation Refrigerated Stainless, Stainless Steel
Gilbert
The maze formally known as Gilbert Hall
It’s okay to turn a blind eye to abusing the laws of the natural world. All this reporter can do is turn around and walk out of Gilbert.
hihi haha
The Joker Speaks: This guy thinks he’s funny?
They made new neighborhood watches to “keep an eye” on me and I’m now “on a List,” but what else is an honest guy to do for a good day’s work?
College Scam
You should extort the housing lottery!
I’m not saying seniors should extort students and profit hundreds of dollars. I’m saying that generosity could be killing monetary benefits.
