Archives - Alyssa Koh
class of 2025
Instant Instagram community: An insider’s guide to @urochester.2025
For the class of 2025, there are no accepted students days or on-campus meetups. To make up for it, students have taken it upon themselves to connect virtually through the Instagram page @urochester.2025, which features accepted students so future classmates can scope potential friends or roommates.
Drinks
Spilling the tea on T5Tea
After trying the tea firsthand, I interviewed the team to get a better understanding of the process and history behind T5Tea. Here’s what they had to say.
Music
An interview with Alexa Silverman, member of UR’s jazzy indie rock band ‘The Recall’
On April 10, UR students performed one of the first live concerts advertised to UR students since the onset of the pandemic this time last year.
Satire
Your vibes based on your Insomnia Cookie choice
Everyone loves a late night Insomnia delivery, and the sweet sensation that comes with biting into a gooey cookie at 1 am, but not all cookie choices are created equal.
Narratives
To all the Uber drivers I’ve loved before <3
From the April Fools section: Here’s to you, boys. Thank you for serving our streets and for bringing a light to my life. I will never forget you.
Satire
Scrapped plans for ‘Romantic lunch with Dean Runner’ released to CT
You are invited to join Jeff Runner, Dean of the College, for a romantic walk in the park on April 1, 2021.
Rochester Marriage Pact
An Interview with Rochester Marriage Pact Staff
The funny thing about the Rochester Marriage Pact, to me, is that everyone’s perspective on it seemed to shift.
UR Joking
What to do with your Campus Times stickers
Here at UR, in an effort to be ever better and ever quirkier, several students have asked how to make this new merch really shine. Thus, here are a couple ideas on how to rep the CT brand (but not like all those other stickerers).
UR Joking
Tips and tricks to acquire a declining daddy
Success is not guaranteed. Results may vary. Talk to your Doctor (Chatbot) if you think a Declining Daddy may be right for you.
Valentine's Day
Will U(zi) be my valentine?
The man, who insisted on being called Rocky, was found outside of Strong in the middle of the night on Feb. 13 with multiple gashes and a small diamond and metal backing lodged in his forehead.
