By CT Staff
December 01, 2003

To Whom It May Concern:

Wouldn’t it be fun if the CT could include a section of personals ads, for people on campus, and break them down by various categories, such as freshmen, soph, etc? People could place ads for free, but pay to respond to ads, or vice versa. Could be a great way for students to meet each other.

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