Billy Mehalick ’08″When you’re in a really dark room and there is a mirror in it and then you see yourself. Well, mirrors in general.”

Tamara Parker “That we pick the wrong president. I don’t trust either of them.”

Kate Czarniak ’06″Midgets, because I had a dream once when one chased me with a knife.”

Ryan Circh ’07″Coach Acquarulo. Have you seen the guy before? Enough said.”

Hiatt Zhar ’06″Bugs. They’re annoying, I want to step on them and I’m Buddhist too.”

Zoe Sylvester ’05Micky New ’05″Halloween candy thathas been poisoned by perverts.”



Flirting with your hiring managers

If you’d allow me the pleasure of gracing the hallowed halls of your esteemed company, it would endear me greatly.

Notes by Nadia: I’m disappointed in this country

I always knew misogyny existed in our country, but I never knew it was to the extent that Americans would pick a rapist and convicted felon as president over a smart, educated, and highly qualified woman. 

On the Students’ Association resolution

This SA resolution is simply another way to follow the masses by expressing their dismay for Israel and standing in solidarity with the radical Palestinian people.