Ellen Rud ’06″Paris Hilton, because it would be scandalous and could be a reality TV show.”
Aiesha Edwards ’05″Johnny Depp, he’d keep things interesting and we haven’t had a cute president in a while.”
Omar Figueredo ’08″David Ortiz, ’cause he’s the man!”
Yvette Price ’05″Bill Clinton, because he was a great president. There was no war and no debt.”
Sara Chaudhri ’07Brian Greenberg ’06″Kumiko Tanaka, because she wants to get rid of Monday through Thursday!”
Jarrett Hirtzel ’08″John Locke, because he had excellent sociopolitical theory.”