UR golfers finished fourth in both the Eastern College Athletic College qualifier and Liberty League Championships held at Skidmore College last Thursday. The events were held simultaneously with fields of 15 teams competing in the ECAC and seven in the Liberty League. Four UR golfers broke 80 en route to their finish in the competitions. Freshman Stephen Goodridge led UR golfers with a 73, while sophomores Patrick Shanahan, Collin Quillinan, Joe Derigo and Robert Shermen fired scores of 75, 77, 79 and 80, respectively. With their fourth-place finish, the team qualified to compete in the ECAC Championships, which will be hosted by Nazareth College at Ravenwood Golf Club.Allard can be reached at dallard@campustimes.org.
April Fool's
The very hungry (brain)worm
So, in other words, I deal with the understanding of language, and boy, do I like to fiddle. I’m what makes you read “I scream” as “ice cream,” “I see cream” as “ice cream,” “onion beans” as “ice cream.”
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
Bad Tattoo
This is awkward: I have a full back tattoo of Kanye and Jay-Z passionately embracing
Last week, I was at the public pool, about to swim a few laps, but I couldn’t even make it through one without being relentlessly mocked for my tattoo.
