?Who is Johnny Flavorjeans?? will be one of the performers in Habitat for Humanity?s annual ?Battle of the Bands? that will take place this evening, starting at 10 p.m. in the Drama House. There will be five UR bands performing including ?The Dictators? and ?Intellectual Applesauce.? Each band plays a 50 minute set. The event will conclude at 3 a.m. Tickets are $5 and will be available at the door.
April Fools
BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once
This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.
April Fool's
Getting touched by the boogeyman
At the tender age of 18, I was horribly frightened by such stories. After all, I didn’t want to be taken away to the dark lands by the Boogeyman.
April Fool's
Free the monkeys
These poor creatures were being experimented on to learn calculus, neuroscience, electrical circuitry, and art. They were staying up until 4 a.m. trying to figure out how to complete these wild assignments.
