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April 01, 2025

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UR College Republicans protest Trump admin’s threats to free speech
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 2, 2025
"College Republicans around the country have spent the better part of a decade professing their absolute commitment to free speech, so why would we be silent now?" said the president of the club.
April Fools

Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
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The very hungry (brain)worm
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
So, in other words, I deal with the understanding of language, and boy, do I like to fiddle. I’m what makes you read “I scream” as “ice cream,” “I see cream” as “ice cream,” “onion beans” as “ice cream.”