Alex Holly '26
Managing Editor
beauty standards
Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”
“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.
fashion
Should you follow fashion trends?
Fashion trends can be exciting, but do they actually help us develop personal style, or do they just make us spend more money?
April Fools
Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
