Junior Jess Lerman was named the Upstate Collegiate Athletic Association player of the week for helping lacrosse to a 3-0 winning streak last week. She scored a total of eight goals and a total of four assists against SUNY Brockport, Rennselaer Polytechnic Institute and Vassar College. Teammate and freshman Katie Riegel was named the UCAA rookie of the week for her eight goals and seven assists in last week?s games.
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Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
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Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
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Good advice Brian
Well, that’s too bad – I’m actually just going to gatekeep all of this information. You won’t get a peep out of me.