beauty standards
Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”
“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.
crusade
My crusade against the UR parking office
I allowed my predator to believe I was prey — let them roam the jungle, beat their chest, and act like they could never be defeated.
April Fool's
The very hungry (brain)worm
So, in other words, I deal with the understanding of language, and boy, do I like to fiddle. I’m what makes you read “I scream” as “ice cream,” “I see cream” as “ice cream,” “onion beans” as “ice cream.”