By: Terence Fletcher

 

I listened to an Album by an Artist and it was okay, I guess. When I pressed play, it made noises and I heard it. That was fine. I have listened to music before, and you hear it a lot of the time. The album had length, a cover, and contained songs with titles. They were there. When I perceived the album cover, I saw it. 

There is a context and history to this album, and it seemed important and valuable in understanding the album, so I read it. It was also fine. Artist commented on society and stuff, if that’s the kind of thing you care about. 7/10.



Fletcher is mean to Miles Teller.



Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!

We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.

In Memoriam, Freddy D.

Months went by. Freddy D. seemingly disappeared from the minds and memories of many. Then one day, I had a Carrie Bradshaw moment.

Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”

“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.