Bryan Burke '25
Humor Editor
hobbies
Hobbies and mediocrity: you don’t have to be good at everything
Writing became something I had to be good at in order to share.
Cover Letter
Flirting with your hiring managers
If you’d allow me the pleasure of gracing the hallowed halls of your esteemed company, it would endear me greatly.
America
America hates its children
I feel exhausted whenever I hear conservatives fall upon the mindlessly affective “think of the children” defense of their barbarous proposals for school curriculums and general social regressivism.
