By John Pinto Humor Editor
September 22, 2019

Image by Jane Pritchard

Follow the instructions below for adding your tape-on wings to this week’s CT Origami project!

  1. Place three peaches, a wooden figurine, and a small vial of sheep’s blood in a bowl.
  2. Take the bowl to the edge of the woods. Set it down.
  3. Wait.

 

Tagged: Origami Rocky
John Pinto is a member of the Class of 2020.
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