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April 01, 2025

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April Fools

Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
By Alex Holly on Apr 2, 2025
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
April Fool's

Don’t save the bees!
By Talia Zucker on Apr 1, 2025
And you know what the worst part of it is? Not a single one of them apologized afterward. They just went back to their frivolous bee activities.
April Fool's

The very hungry (brain)worm
By ClemenTimes Staff on Apr 1, 2025
So, in other words, I deal with the understanding of language, and boy, do I like to fiddle. I’m what makes you read “I scream” as “ice cream,” “I see cream” as “ice cream,” “onion beans” as “ice cream.”