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UR graduate students hold protest for unionization

Graduate student organizers are ready to do “whatever it takes” to form a union. “We feel like there's an extreme need here to get it done as quickly as possible,” said organizer Katie Gregory, a Ph.D. candidate in the Department of Earth and Environmental Sciences. “Up to and including a strike, everything's on the table.”

Valentine’s Day massacre for UR women’s hoops

UR led Brandeis in nearly every category in their victory, with Gress leading UR with 24 points and 12 assists.