April Fools
Copy chief resignation
Don’t let the chilling erosion of our culinary freedom distract you; instead look again at the quotation marks.
April Fools
Opinions resignation
As the wise Preminger from “Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper” once said, “Why don't you stick to your books, schoolboy.”
April Fools
Weeding out space problems
The administration is using gated up rooms in Spurrier and Todd Union for the cultivation of high-quality recreational marijuana.
